It's been an odd couple of weeks for professional cyclists involved in some sort of doping scheme. Lance's case was closed by the feds; Alberto Contador was retroactively banned for two years, stripping him of the 2012 Tour de France and Giro title(s), and faces two million Euros in fines; and Jan Ulrich, although retired was given a similar two-year ban for doping. So there you have it. All within a week. So kids, don't do drugs.